Your Weekly Poem About Jonathan Taylor Thomas
When I was thirteen, I wrote approximately 100 poems about my true love and soulmate, Jonathan Taylor Thomas (from the television show 'Home Improvement'). I present to you: Your Weekly Poem About Jonathan Taylor Thomas. In case you ever thought I was cool. Punctuation, 'form', and spelling are left intact: that's comedy!
Why I Need Him
I would cry for help
But no one will answer
Which is why I
would cry for help
Family thinks me asleep
Friends are past curfews
Dog is resting
All I want is him.
I need his shoulder
I want his hand
I desire his lips
And
I connect to his soul
Why I Need Him
I would cry for help
But no one will answer
Which is why I
would cry for help
Family thinks me asleep
Friends are past curfews
Dog is resting
All I want is him.
I need his shoulder
I want his hand
I desire his lips
And
I connect to his soul
Labels: jtt
posted by summer anne burton at
2:10 AM
2 Comments:
summer,
this is pretty much the greatest thing EVER! so hilarious.
while i never had a thing for JTT I felt the same way about brad renfro & rider strong. oh sean!
thank you so much for sharing this.
xo,
esme
p.s. you should submit these to:
http://www.getmortified.com/about/
i love getmortified.
too bad i burned most of my best work in a moment of passion when i was 14. good Lord.
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